Still wearing the green jacket and green hat. He’s behind the counter, stealing booze, and arguing with the manager. Somebody woke up this morning and decided they wanted to catch and ass whooping it seems. Officers request the police helicopter to “monitor the crowd” and look for their prime suspect: a male wearing a green jacket and an “Irish hat.”īold move. Be advised, the people who threw milk jugs at the police also stole the license plates off a Chicago police car. Someone just threw milk jugs at the police. Patrick’s day, that you’re not paying for, chugging, and heading back in for a second round is a cry for help.ġ:38 p.m. Wine from a pharmacy is a desperate move to begin with. He keeps stealing wine, drinks it outside, then comes back in to steal more wine. Meanwhile, in Lakeview, Walgreens is calling about a man wearing an Irish hat and green jacket. This crew got started last night and kept it rolling. He’s on the parade route, throwing up gang signs.ġ2:33 p.m - Officer at the Subway restaurant, 69 West Washington: “Can I get a backup, please? Because everyone is drunk over here.” Hopefully he passed out face up, far enough away from the contamination of the port a John’s and not inside one, or in the sludge.ġ2:31 p.m - A man has broken through the barricades at Columbus and Jackson. Man down “at the Abraham Lincoln statue port-a-potties.”Dispatcher: What’s the male wearing?Cop: Black sweats, green shirt. A few years ago this time stamp was around breakfast time. You’re the first EMS run of the day!Ĭan definitely tell covid rust is still a thing. Congratulations to the unconscious woman at Michigan and Jackson. You’re the first arrest of the day!ġ1:35 a.m. Congratulations to the guy at Michigan and Adams.
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